Watchmen (AKA The Atomic Blue Weiner Movie)

I love Watchmen. Watchmen is good. I am excited to see Watchmen: The Movie, tomorrow. It will be good. However, I was always concerned whether the most interesting part of the original graphic novel would remain in the film.

What is the most amazing part of Watchmen, you ask? Well, the most beautiful, thrilling, spectacular part of Watchmen is this:

Doctor Manhattan's penis.

Bask in its glory. Through some rigorous amounts of researching (see: "google.com"), I found out that it will be in the film. Hallelujah.

The appearance of this blue, radioactive schlong is apparently bigger and more majestic than the one found in the book. When asked about Dr. Manhattan in the graphic novel, the 66th United States Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, responded with:

After viewing the movie for the first time, this was her reaction:


There you have it. I am proud to say that tomorrow, there will be plenty of this:

Not pictured: Something that does not make me giggle

Thank you and goodbye.
-Joe